Why Don't Money Trees Exist Yet?!

How is it that I am so bad with money. Oh I know why, because I love to shop! This is a serious problem and I think that I need to seek some help ha... I have made about $1400 this summer being a camp counselor and would you like to know how much of it I have left... about $90... I am so fucked its ridiculous. My mother is going to kill me and I think that I am going to throw up I'm so damn mad at myself! I should know better by now, I'm 20 years old for christ's sake (forgive me Lord), but this just plain sucks... But at least I got almost everything that I need for my room! I am gonna have to sell about half my clothes to get some more cash, but whatever ha... Why don't money trees exist yet??? But hey I'm going back to school soon and I cannot wait! I can't wait to get back to my friends and get back to Oxford and even school, I'm actually excited to start classes for once in my life! Wooo!! Plus the partying isn't so bad either ha... So here's to being broke off my ass and going back to the place that puts me even further in debt... True life I'm a college student!